oh, hello beautiful.

dear surface to air oxfords,

i've been in love with you ever since i saw you in wwd back in winter. you were calling to me with your perfect shape, gorgeous blues and incredible sense of style. however, i knew that you were out of my league and i could never afford you. and then, lo!, i see that you are on sale and i breathlessly click to see if you can finally come into my life. but no, you still cost $300. why do you do this to me when you know how much i want you?!

lovingly,
forever,

cake.